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Why Your Mascot Sucks

Why your mascot sucks: New Mexico State University

Wait... is that OK State’s logo?

Does your college town suck? Iowa State University

A town built on lies and deceit...

Does your college town suck? Colgate University

A musical, toothpaste and torches...what else do you need?

Why your mascot sucks: Arizona State University

Nice mustache, did you lose a bet?

Why Your Mascot Sucks: University of Texas Longhorns

Beef, it’s whats for dinner.

Why Your Mascot Sucks: University of Florida Gators

Chomp, chomp, chomp?

Why Your Mascot Sucks: Brigham Young University Cougars

Guys, I’m worried about Cosmo...

Why Your Mascot Sucks: Weber State

Where’s Waldo?

Why Your Mascot Sucks: Baylor University

A live bear? In a stadium? What could go wrong?

Oh Honey, No…a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Fashion? Mascots? The likelihood that you will begin receiving more ads for the Dodge Ram? What more do you want?

Why Your Mascot Sucks: Wake Forest

What the HELL is that?

Oh Honey, No…a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: University of Louisville

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Oh Honey, No…a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: Loyola University Chicago

Along with a bonus Why Your Mascot Sucks! P.S. Be my grandma, Sister Jean.

Oh Honey, No…a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: University of Rhode Island

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Oh Honey, No…a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: Marquette University

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Oh Honey, No… a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: Green Bay

And a bonus Why Your Mascot Sucks!

Oh Honey, No… a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: University of Arkansas Pine Bluff

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Oh Honey, No…a Bucky’s 5th Quarter Fashion Blog: Eastern Illinois University

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Why your mascot sucks: The Bracket

Time to see who sucks the least...

Why your mascot sucks: Indiana University

What the f**k is a Hoosier?

Why your mascot sucks: Rutgers University

Gym, Tan, Laundry, Mascot.

Why your mascot sucks: University of Maryland

Keep the ooze away from Testudo, Shredder... I mean, Maryland.

Why your mascot sucks: Penn State University

Ugh... (looks at mascot)... why?

Why your mascot sucks: University of Oregon

I’m going to call him Puddles. I refuse to call him The Duck, not even if there’s a fire.

Why your mascot sucks: Rider University

Rider? I barely knew her.

Why your mascot sucks: University of Tennessee

Spoiler: Its mascot does not suck, but their tradition does

Why your mascot sucks: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee

Rawr...

Why your school sucks: an Ohio state university

THE Wisconsin Badgers play them this weekend.

Why your mascot sucks: University of Minnesota

Gopher? Ground Squirrel? Minnesota doesn’t know.

Why your mascot sucks: Purdue University

Pudon’t let Purdue Pete get anywhere near me or my family...

Why your mascot sucks – University of Nebraska

A lack of creativity and corn... that’s Nebraska

Why your mascot sucks: University of Iowa

Herky is the best mascot in Iowa.