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Is Jonathan Taylor fast enough to play in the NFL?

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The B5Q I-Team goes deep on whether or not the former Wisconsin Badgers running back will ever be able to run fast.

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LMAO!

HOW WERE THERE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T THINK A LITERAL TRACK STAR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO THEN RAN PAST DUDES FOR THREE STRAIGHT SEASONS AT WISCONSIN AS AN ALL-AMERICAN RUNNING BACK WOULDN’T BE FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY IN THE NFL?!?!?!?!?!?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HE IS RUNNING FASTER THAN ANY PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE!!!! HE HAS THE TOP TWO FASTEST SPEEDS OF ANY PLAYER!!!!!! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT ONLY IS HE THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE, HE IS ALSO BEING THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE WHILE RUNNING THE FURTHEST DISTANCES! I AM OVER HERE STRAIGHT UP HONKING LIKE A GOOSE!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HE COULD LEAD THE NFL IN RUSHING THIS YEAR AND BE A LEGITIMATE MVP CANDIDATE EVEN WITH CARSON WENTZ THROWING BACK BREAKING PICKS EVERY OTHER WEEK LIKE A DAMN IDIOT!

MELVIN GORDON KNOWS THE DEAL!

THE ONLY NFL DRAFT EXPERT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IS OWEN RIESE!

IN CONCLUSION, OUR I-TEAM HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT JONATHAN TAYLOR IS FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY IN THE NFL BECAUSE TAYLOR CAN NOT BE CAUGHT FOR AN INTERVIEW!