HOW WERE THERE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T THINK A LITERAL TRACK STAR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO THEN RAN PAST DUDES FOR THREE STRAIGHT SEASONS AT WISCONSIN AS AN ALL-AMERICAN RUNNING BACK WOULDN’T BE FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY IN THE NFL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jonathan Taylor reached a top speed of 22.05 mph on this 78-yard TD run, the fastest speed by a ball carrier this season.— Next Gen Stats (@NextGenStats) November 5, 2021
Taylor is now responsible for the two fastest speeds this season (21.83 mph in Week 8).#StatThat | Powered by @awscloud pic.twitter.com/h75Cuy16eI
HE IS RUNNING FASTER THAN ANY PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE!!!! HE HAS THE TOP TWO FASTEST SPEEDS OF ANY PLAYER!!!!!! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT ONLY IS HE THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE, HE IS ALSO BEING THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE WHILE RUNNING THE FURTHEST DISTANCES! I AM OVER HERE STRAIGHT UP HONKING LIKE A GOOSE!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor's 78-yard rushing touchdown is the longest rushing touchdown this season. He also has the two longest rushes in 2021 by any NFL player (83, 78).— Hayden Clark (@HaydenClark81) November 5, 2021
HE COULD LEAD THE NFL IN RUSHING THIS YEAR AND BE A LEGITIMATE MVP CANDIDATE EVEN WITH CARSON WENTZ THROWING BACK BREAKING PICKS EVERY OTHER WEEK LIKE A DAMN IDIOT!
MELVIN GORDON KNOWS THE DEAL!
Somebody got his speed clocked ?— F L ⚡️ S H (@Melvingordon25) November 5, 2021
THE ONLY NFL DRAFT EXPERT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IS OWEN RIESE!
IN CONCLUSION, OUR I-TEAM HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT JONATHAN TAYLOR IS FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY IN THE NFL BECAUSE TAYLOR CAN NOT BE CAUGHT FOR AN INTERVIEW!