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LMAO!
HOW WERE THERE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T THINK A LITERAL TRACK STAR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO THEN RAN PAST DUDES FOR THREE STRAIGHT SEASONS AT WISCONSIN AS AN ALL-AMERICAN RUNNING BACK WOULDN’T BE FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY IN THE NFL?!?!?!?!?!?!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jonathan Taylor reached a top speed of 22.05 mph on this 78-yard TD run, the fastest speed by a ball carrier this season.
— Next Gen Stats (@NextGenStats) November 5, 2021
Taylor is now responsible for the two fastest speeds this season (21.83 mph in Week 8).#StatThat | Powered by @awscloud pic.twitter.com/h75Cuy16eI
HE IS RUNNING FASTER THAN ANY PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE!!!! HE HAS THE TOP TWO FASTEST SPEEDS OF ANY PLAYER!!!!!! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Do you have @JayT23 in @NFLFantasy?
— NFL (@NFL) November 5, 2021
Well, we have a highlight for you. #ForTheShoe
: #NYJvsIND on NFLN/FOX/PRIME VIDEO
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NOT ONLY IS HE THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE, HE IS ALSO BEING THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE WHILE RUNNING THE FURTHEST DISTANCES! I AM OVER HERE STRAIGHT UP HONKING LIKE A GOOSE!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor's 78-yard rushing touchdown is the longest rushing touchdown this season. He also has the two longest rushes in 2021 by any NFL player (83, 78).
— Hayden Clark (@HaydenClark81) November 5, 2021
HE COULD LEAD THE NFL IN RUSHING THIS YEAR AND BE A LEGITIMATE MVP CANDIDATE EVEN WITH CARSON WENTZ THROWING BACK BREAKING PICKS EVERY OTHER WEEK LIKE A DAMN IDIOT!
Jonathan Taylor is the first player with 100+ scrimmage yards and a rushing touchdown in 6 straight single-season games since LaDainian Tomlinson in his 2006 MVP season.@JayT23 | @LT_21
— NFL Research (@NFLResearch) November 5, 2021
MELVIN GORDON KNOWS THE DEAL!
Somebody got his speed clocked ?
— F L ⚡️ S H (@Melvingordon25) November 5, 2021
THE ONLY NFL DRAFT EXPERT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IS OWEN RIESE!
Never Forget pic.twitter.com/2PNKPDZyZw
— Scary Alvarez (@barryisthedon) November 5, 2021
IN CONCLUSION, OUR I-TEAM HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT JONATHAN TAYLOR IS FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY IN THE NFL BECAUSE TAYLOR CAN NOT BE CAUGHT FOR AN INTERVIEW!