These posts are kind of cheap page views if I’m being honest. Most of the content in this post isn’t mine and, quite frankly, we are mainly just making fun of a team that is already down.
In times of sorrow even I would wallow in sadness with a dozen Spotted Cows. Desperate times call for desperate measures and all that.
Just passed a Michigan fan, still wet from rain, carrying two six packs of Spotted Cow to his hotel room. We exchanged a nod. Nothing more needed to he said.— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) September 21, 2019
Jim Harbaugh getting repeatedly pantsed on national television by teams that are better or equal to his is a tradition that is just as time-honored as Jump Around or Michigan Men being pretentious.
“Fuck me.”-Jim Harbaugh is every Michigan fan right now pic.twitter.com/uQPrzfz1ae— Mark Graham (@unclegrambo) September 21, 2019
This is the look of a man that’s trying to put himself into witness protection mid-game. pic.twitter.com/v53wC4Le8L— pat muldowney (@muldowney) September 21, 2019
The Michigan Media Industrial Complex is having an existential crisis, but it is somehow more under control than the regular part of the fanbase. This is a Chernobyl level meltdown for the Wolverines.
Don Brown said this during the bye week about Michigan's defense after facing two odd offenses.— Anthony Broome (@anthonytbroome) September 21, 2019
Bout that pic.twitter.com/coa1htSOWG
I’m done watching this @BadgerFootball vs @UMichFootball game. UM is getting DESTROYED. Beat like they stole something. This is embarrassing. So much for Harbaugh’s team having a chance this game. Just a joke. I’m done!— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 21, 2019
thought this mgoboard topic was gonna be about coverage technique and i was wrong! pic.twitter.com/7tcD7bzzKU— Ace Anbender (@AceAnbender) September 21, 2019
Face it, Michigan: You're no longer a blue-blood football program. https://t.co/IPbfwvGIlw— Detroit Free Press (@freep) September 21, 2019
Former Michigan players may be the most upset about the current state of the program. Charles Woodson had to sit there on FOX’s halftime show, next to Urban Meyer, and try and say that the Wolverines were going to come back and win.
Laughing to keep from crying for sure.
Michigan fans entering the second half like... pic.twitter.com/cZcg0Ym4D2— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) September 21, 2019
Out of everything today, this bugged me the most. I don’t care if you’re down by 100, you don’t walk onto the field like that. Good or bad finish the game with a purpose. pic.twitter.com/WTvqCsZfaa— Jake Long (@JakeLong77) September 22, 2019
.@UMichFootball I think I can speak for a lot of former UM players when I say, forget about winning. How about we just compete?— Steve Hutchinson (@HutchSevenSix) September 21, 2019
This poor kid! What, besides choosing to go to a dumb school, did this poor bastard do to deserve this very public roasting?
Oh, he’s a Michigan fan? Yeah, sure, roast away!
i love this very dumb, very good sport. pic.twitter.com/fmU8DMiwDZ— Mike Taddow (@taddmike) September 21, 2019
Have you ever shown up to work as the only one dressed for Halloween? This is worse. pic.twitter.com/kPOj4kIpX5— Saturday Down South (@SDS) September 21, 2019
The schadenfreude (THERE’S THE GERMAN WORD!) comes for us all eventually, so it’s best to revel in it when it’s against your opponent. Soon we’ll all fall.