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There are just some things you can set your watch to.
On the heels of Wisconsin’s 25th consecutive student section ticket sellout, we at B5Q have taken it upon ourselves to rank those other inevitabilities found throughout Big Ten football.
13. Existential Despair (Purdue)
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12. Neatly-Pressed Khakis (Michigan)
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11. Recruit Poaching (Ohio State)
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10. Recruits Poached (Rutgers)
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9. 4-8 (Illinois)
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8. APR Domination (Northwestern)
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7. Kirk Ferentz Contract Extension Talks (Iowa)
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6. Negative Point Differential (Indiana)
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5. Tasteful, Aesthetically Pleasing Uniforms (Maryland)
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4. Poorly Chosen Statuary (Penn State)
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3. Third Place in the Big Ten East (Michigan State)
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2. Head Coaching Search, 2019 (Minnesota)
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1. Wisconsin Scoring Again (Nebraska)
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