Frank Kaminsky loves Skittles

Noted corporate shill analyst Darren Rovell tweeted a fascinating photograph on Wednesday of Frank Kaminsky’s new, gigantic bathtub Skittles dispenser.

That is amazing. Truly a thing of beauty.

I cannot imagine any circumstance in which I would love a foodstuff enough to eat three pounds of it. That said, I am not seven feet tall. Regardless, we should all stand in awe that some brave and noble soul used his or her engineering training to create this work of art. Cheers to you, anonymous Skittle person.

Let’s hear what Frank has to say:

Frank Kaminsky lives the life we all wish we were living. Keep tastin’ that rainbow, Frankie Angel.