big-ten-media-days Stories - Bucky's 5th Quarter
Big Ten Media Days: Bob And Jerry
... solid, fundamental football and you will be proud of the Minnesota Gophers this year. Questions? Coach, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ... I will skin you where you stand and use your flesh to make a kite, son. Hot damn! Coach Kill, I like your...
Big Ten Media Days: The Bobster Meets Kevin Wilson
... and I'm just so excited to get the season started here at Indiana University. It's a great day to be a Hoosier! /crickets Er, right. Any questions? /crickets Seriously, no questions? We've been a member of the Big Ten since 1899! That's a lot longer than those Johnny-Come-Latelys...
Big Ten Media Days: I Can Call You Bobert, and Bobert, When You Call Me, You Can Call Me Al
Our correspondent meets Jerry Kill Three years ago, in anticipation of Big Ten Media Days, we went in search of Bobert Garthe "Bob" Zook, the older brother of Illinois coach Ron Zook. Bob was living in a storage shed in Pensacola, Florida, bowling in a Tuesday night league at a nearby alley (not...
Pants Optional: Maize n Brew Prepares for Big Ten Media Days
It's that time of year again. The last week in July where the College Football hype machine turns itself all the way up to 11 and fans ceaselessly troll the interwebz for any kind of news, good or bad, about their team before the first whistle of fall practice sounds. As is the norm, the EESSSS...
Things We Totally Expect From Big Ten Media Days
The following are actual quotes and events that will absolutely occur Thursday morning in Chicago. 10:00 - 10:15 a.m. Illinois head coach, Ron Zook: "Let me spell it for you hacks. U-N-T-O-U-C-H-A-B-A-L. Didn't you hear I'm the 3rd longest-tenured coach in this conference, behind Paterno and...
Things I Will Not Ask At Big Ten Football Media Days
The Big Ten Football Media Kick off is right around the corner, and once again yours truly will be in attendance. Media Days is a strange beast. You sit around in a giant conference room staring at a podium listening to pre-prepared remarks that mean next to nothing and watch horrifically fat,...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Sure Had Fun At Media Days
Thank you for the two days of access; don't worry, we just wasted it anyway: Big Ten Media Days have come and gone, and thanks to the dozens upon dozens of reporters there, we now know... basically nothing more than a week ago. Excellent work, gents and gals. While apparently nobody bothered to ask...
Big Ten Media Days: In Which Nothing Is Surprising
Not Surprising: Adrian Clayborn wasn't implying that ISU and UNI don't exist or whatever. It's not fair to call last month's OMG CONTROVERSY a "misquote," since the words "I mean we're the only team in the state, as far as I know" did come out of Adrian Clayborn's mouth, in that order. But any...
A Complete Synopsis Of Tim Brewster's Appearance At The Big Ten Media Day
You probably recall that we tried this for his opening statement earlier today, though in full disclosure, we missed the first thirty seconds. Tonight, however, we're lucky enough to have embeddable video for his entire appearance at the press conference, and will provide a corresponding synopsis....
Big Ten Football Media Kickoff Day One: Let's How Long My Attention Span Is
I'm back baby doll, and I'm on my way to the Big Ten Media Kick Off. My thanks to Beauford, Markus and Kyle for keeping the wheels turning around here. Long and short, my vacation was awesome. I looked eye to eye with a Grizzly Bear. I drank fine Alaska brewed beer. I ate more salmon than you are...
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