Montee Ball was arrested over the weekend for trespassing on someone's porch at Mifflin. Well, kind of arrested. I don't know really know when "arrested" begins. It seems like getting handcuffs slapped on you is a good start, but the State Journal and the Journal Sentinel went with "cited" and "ticketed," respectively, so I guess I can roll with that. He didn't spend any time in jail. He did pay a $429 fine. MPD hands out $429 fines like Skittles. I know this because I'm an idiot.
This is a story because this is a blog that covers Wisconsin sports and Ball is a highly relevant public figure in our tight-knit sphere and thus it is our sworn duty to write about everything he does especially if we can fit the words DRINKING and MIFFLIN and POLICE in close proximity to his name. This seemed like such a juicy story when it broke, and you could see the local presses gearing up to hunker down for some good old-fashioned, non-stop scandal-ing. The State Journal threw up "RAW VIDEO:", all caps, in preface to some footage of Ball looking mildly peeved at, you know, dealing with cops instead of having good times with friends and junk.
Then it came to light that Ball wasn't really doing a whole lot boozing, and as yet there is no indication that he was particularly disrespectful to anyone. He certainly didn't give the cops any guff. The video shows them putting him on a bus with the handcuffs still on which seems odd. I wish someone would address that. Did the cops pay the fare? Did Ball swipe his card with his teeth?
Anyway, the bad news is that Ball may have to endure some kind of early-morning punishment, and we will have to endure this story again next fall when broadcasts need something to talk about. The good news is that I think this puts Wisconsin on the board for the Fulmer Cup. It would be terribly embarrassing to be shut out this offseason. Street cred is the gust of wind that stokes the flames of a Run to Roses and championships, etc. Too much and the fire goes out, obviously. I just made that up by the way and in no way should you pay attention to it.
Final thought: Being famous would blow.
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For what it's worth, Ball apologized for the incident over Twitter:
I apologize for the unwanted attention towards our university. An extremely unfortunate event that should just blow pass.. #OnWisconsin— Montee Ball (@M_Ball28) May 5, 2012
was ticketed at mifflin, on a non alcoholic citation.. sorry for bringing any unwanted attention to badger nation— Montee Ball (@M_Ball28) May 5, 2012
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